Fletch Lives Quotes

“What can I do to y- for you?”

“Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz.”

“They multiply by masturbation.”

“I believe Louisiana is the Pelican State.”

“These walls are deplaning at an alarming rate!”

“Scum! Scum! Scum! Go back to where you're from!”

“I've been foolishly squandering my salary on food and heat.”

“Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.”

“You shouldn't wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look cheap.”

“It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man.”

“(narrating) I never liked guns, especially when they're pointed at me.”

“Announcer: Let's welcome our guest healer Mr. Claude Henry Smoot.”

“(narrating) The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people.”

“Wikipedia: Fletch Lives”

“KKK Leader: Folks ain't home. Cross won't burn. Hell, it ain't like it used to be.”

“(narrating) All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it.”

“I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it.”

“(narrating) Over the years, I found Mr. Underhill's credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself.”

“(narrating) When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great.”

“(narrating) The Reverend Farnsworth was Becky's father, but I wasn't going to hold that against her. If I was going to hold anything against her, it wouldn't be her father.”