Everything Is Illuminated (film) Quotes

“Elijah Wood — Jonathan Safran Foer”

“Okay, so she is deranged, but so so playful.”

“Did you manage to manufacture some of the Z's?”

“My grandfather informs me that this is not possible.”

“Forgive my speaking of English, Jonfen, as I'm not so premium with it.”

“Please do not be distressed. This is only the driver's seeing-eye bitch.”

“Many women want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.”

“No, it does not exist for you. You exist for it. You have come because it exists.”

“Eugene Hutz — Alex”

“Boris Leskin — Grandfather”

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“Well, I read in my guidebook that you can't find Marlboro cigarettes here so you should take them everywhere as tips.”

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“I am unequivocally tall. I do not know any women who are taller than me. Women who are taller than me are lesbians, for whom 1969 was a very momentous year.”

“(to Jonathan) Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. I do not want to make you petrified person but there are many dangerous people who want to take things from Americans... and also kidnap them. Okay? Goodnight!”

“I am especially beloved of American movies, muscular cars, and hip-hop music. I also dig negroes, most of all Michael Jackson, because he is such a first-rate dancer, like me. Many girls want to be carnal with me, because I am such a premium dancer.”

“I have reflected many times upon our rigid search. It has shown me that everything is illuminated in the light of the past. It is always along the side of us, on the inside, looking out. Like you say, inside out. Jonathan, in this way, I will always be along the side of your life. And you will always be along the side of mine.”