Epic Movie Quotes

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2000s American films, 2007 films, Comedy films, Spoof films, Witchcraft in films, Films about wizards

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“Fred Willard - Aslo”

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“We Know It's Big. We Measured.”

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“Jennifer Coolidge - White Bitch”

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“Darrell Hammond - Captain Jack Swallows”

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“Mr. Tumnus : Screw Gnarnia!”

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“(in his old age) Chuck Norris rules.”

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“Willy: Who wants to chew my gumballs?”

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“White Bitch: I hate those fucking kids.”

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“Peter: Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!”

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“(as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled) Whoa, Stifler's mom!”

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“Tony Cox - Bink”

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“Wikipedia: Epic Movie”

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“White Bitch: (trying to read) The... keeds... have... esca-puh-duh.”

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“Crispin Glover - Willy”

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“Kal Penn - Edward Pervertski”

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“Jayma Mays - Lucy Pervertski”

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“Carmen Electra - Mystique”

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“Rotten Tomatoes: Epic Movie”

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“Kevin McDonald - Harry Potter”

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“Héctor Jiménez - Mr. Tumnus”

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