DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story Quotes

“I feel shocked!”

“Gar, this sucks!”

“Ball me, Blazer.”

“Joanie loves Chachi!”

“That guy's a dickhead.”

“Eff your mama, Cotton!”

“Grab life by the balls.”

“Pepper needs new shorts!”

“Thank you, Chuck Norris.”

“Effin-a, Cotton. Effin-a.”

“I'm gonna send you to hell!”

“Go you crazy son of a bitch!”

“Great shot by the submissive!”

“Oh my sweet dick, it's magic!”

“We could sell blood and semen.”

“Oh, now he's a philoso-phizer.”

“You had me at blood and semen.”

“Ouchtown, population: you, bro!”

“I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.”

“Donde Esta La Biblioteca, Pedro?”