Crimes and Misdemeanors Quotes
Comedy-drama films, 1989 films, Films set in New York City, Films directed by Woody Allen, Screenplays by Woody Allen
Top Quotes
“Alan Alda - Lester”
“Mia Farrow - Halley Reed”
“I've gone out the window.”
“Woody Allen - Clifford Stern”
“Comedy is tragedy plus time.”
“One sin leads to a deeper sin.”
“Martin Landau - Judah Rosenthal”
“God is a luxury I can't afford.”
“A strange man defecated on my sister.”
“I'll be honest. You're not my first choice.”
“If it bends it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.”
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
“What's the guy so upset about? You'd think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before.”
“When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he really wants is to exchange fluids.”
“Sam Waterston - Ben”
“I think I see a cab. If we run quickly we can kick the crutch from that old lady and get it.”
“Jerry Orbach - Jack Rosenthal”
“Joanna Gleeson - Wendy Stern”
“I don't know from suicide. Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide - they were too unhappy.”
“Anjelica Huston - Dolores Paley”