Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Quotes
2002 films, 2000s American films, Biographical films, Black comedy films, Films directed by George Clooney, Neo-noir, Screenplays by Charlie Kaufman, Spy films, Films about the Central Intelligence Agency
Top Quotes
“Dick Clark - Himself”
“Brad Pitt - Bachelor #1”
“Matt Damon - Bachelor #2”
“George Clooney - Jim Byrd”
“Maggie Gyllenhaal - Debbie”
“Drew Barrymore - Penny Pacino”
“Julia Roberts - Patricia Watson”
“Life was sweet... For a minute.”
“Some things are better left top secret.”
“You're kind of cute... in a homely sort of way.”
“I'm not killing people... my future's in television.”
“His future was uncertain. His every move was being watched.”
“Killing my first man was like making love to my first woman.”
“Go back to Scotland! Get yourself some Guinness, some Lucky Charms.”
“When you're in a relationship it means you are obligated to give a shit.”
“When you lead two different lives, it's easy to forget what side you're on.”
“Very good Chuck. I am pleasantly surprised, you're not like the other murderers.”
“Nietzsche says whoever despises oneself... still respects oneself as one who despises.”
“Think of it as a hobby. Something you do to relax. You're an "assassination enthusiast."”
“Rutger Hauer - Keeler”