Clerks II Quotes
2006 films, 2000s American films, Comedy films, Sequel films, Films set in New Jersey, Films directed by Kevin Smith
Top Quotes
“Jason Mewes - Jay”
“Kevin Smith - Silent Bob”
“You never go ass to mouth!”
“I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll.”
“[Hanging out with Bob] I'm fucking bored, man.”
“Who would be friends with me? I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me.”
“Wikipedia: Clerks II”
“You're my best friend and I love you, in a totally heterosexual way. Please don't leave me.”
“Jeff Anderson - Randal”
“Rotten Tomatoes: Clerks 2”
“Trevor Fehrman - Elias”
“Rosario Dawson - Becky”
“Jason Lee - Lance Dowds”
“Brian O'Halloran - Dante”
“One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sake! Criminology! Who the fuck were we studying to be; Batman?”
“Jennifer Schwalbach Smith - Emma”
“What'd you do that for?! You realise he just thinks you're trying to get him into a three-way with us now, don't you?”
“All right look, there's only one "Return", okạy, and it ain't of the King. It's of the Jedi.”
“What's sexier than an elf princess's sword?”
“I'm telling you this only because I'm your friend... Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.”