Bridget Jones's Diary (film) Quotes
2001 films, Films based on novels, Romantic comedy films, Screenplays by Richard Curtis, Films based on works by Jane Austen
Top Quotes
“Uninhibited. Uncensored. Unmarried.”
“Shazzer. Journalist. Likes to say "fuck". A lot.”
“For anyone who's ever been set up, stood up or felt up.”
“All women keep score... Only the great ones put it in writing.”
“[Rummaging through her fridge] Where the fuck is the fucking tuna?”
“It's Monday morning, Bridget has woken up with a headache, a hangover and her boss.”
“James Callis — Tom”
“My mum, a strange creature from the time when gherkins were still the height of sophistication.”
“Colin Firth — Mark Darcy”
“Hugh Grant — Daniel Cleaver”
“Celia Imrie — Una Alconbury”
“Sally Phillips — Shazzer”
“Paul Brooke — Mr. Fitzherbert”
“Gemma Jones — Bridget's Mother”
“Felicity Montagu — Perpetua”
“James Faulkner — Uncle Geoffrey”
“Jim Broadbent — Bridget's Father”
“Renée Zellweger — Bridget Jones”
“[Answering phone] Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum... hi.”