Bad Santa Quotes
2003 films, Black comedy films, Christmas comedy films, Heist films, 2000s American films, Films set in department stores, Films set in Arizona, Films about alcoholism
Top Quotes
“Get Naughty this Holiday Season.”
“He doesn't care if you're naughty or nice.”
“He's very naughty . . . and not very nice.”
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first.”
“I said "next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV, all right? Move it along.”
“Jesus Christ! Can you maybe at least keep it together for just 10 minutes?”
“When I look at you, you know what I think? I think America has a sad future ahead of it.”
“Wikipedia: Bad Santa”
“[while having sex] Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby! You ain't gonna shit right for a WEEK!”
“Lauren Graham — Sue”
“Bernie Mac — Gin Slagel”
“Tony Cox — Marcus Skidmore”
“Rotten Tomatoes: Bad Santa”
“Lauren Tom — Lois Skidmore”
“John Ritter — Bob Chipeska”
“Brett Kelly — Thurman Murman”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Bad Santa”
“Billy Bob Thornton — Willie T. Soke”
“You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot-eatin' shit that has every slid from a human being's hairy ass.”
“[narrating] I've been to prison once. I've been married twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out, and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this. If I'd known I was gonna have to put up with screaming brats pissing on my lap for days out of the year, I would have killed myself a long time ago. Come to think of it, I still might.”