Airplane! Quotes
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Top Quotes
“Airplane II: The Sequel”
“Kareem Abdul-Jabbar — Roger Murdock”
“The craziest flight you'll ever take!”
“Thank God it's Only a Motion Picture!”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!”
“What's slower than a speeding bullet, and able to hit tall buildings at a single bound?”
“Wikipedia: Airplane!”
“Robert Stack — Kramer”
“The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!”
“Rotten Tomatoes: Airplane!”
“Julie Hagerty — Elaine”
“Robert Hays — Ted Striker”
“Lorna Patterson — Randy”
“Lloyd Bridges — McCroskey”
“Stephen Stucker — Johnny”
“Leslie Nielsen — Dr. Rumack”
“Barbara Billingsley - Jive Lady”