Postal Quotes
1997 video games
Top Quotes
“I regret nothing.”
“Oh, did that hurt?”
“Let's blow something up.”
“Only my weapon(s) understand(s) me.”
“The earth was hungry, so it ate some people.”
“Did someone say they've fallen and can't get up?”
“Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets.”
“The earth is thirsty. It also seems to have soiled itself...”
“A glorious symphony of slaughter! 76 tromboners led the death parade...”
“The air ripens with the odors of the dead and dying. It smells like...victory.”
“Life is cheap--death is free! Act now! Supplies are limited! (Offer void in Arizona)”
“Next stop: Armageddon, the River Styx, Hades... and all points in between! All aboard!”
“The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty...”
“Feathers will fly, but big birds won't. They WILL however, be going south this winter...FAR south!”
“Watch for falling prices, falling employees, falling customers, incoming missiles, and blood puddles...”
“Feast upon the frozen images of molten massacre as the machineries of death grind relentlessly, mindlessly on...”
“Blood splinters everywhere. Like a river, flowing around me, pulling me in its wake. Paradise! Prepare for...deconstruction!”
“Keep your head, hands, arms, legs, and feet inside the ride at all times. You're bound to lose MORE today than just a few limbs!”
“Human trash spills from its containers as death rains down upon them, sweeping the streets in a cleansing cloudburst of blood...”
“I will don the eviscerated organs of my enemies as party hats, wear their shredded entrails as neckties, and oh, how I shall dance!”