Scott Pilgrim Quotes

“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”

“Let's be friends based on mutual hate. (Vol.3, 13,20,6)”

“Back off, bitch, it's my birthday. (Vol.4, 19,2,5)”

“You're dead, fatty! (Vol.2, 10,13&14,2)”

“I've kissed the lips that kissed YOU!!! (Vol.3, 12,8,4)”

“''My name is Knives Chau, and I'm a '''SCOTTAHOLIC!!''''' (Vol.2, 10,20,2)”

“Ooh, go ahead and poke fun at my poor queenology, Canada boy. (Vol.2, 11,9,2)”

“Oni Press Home Page
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“Ooh, can you put on something really morbid and horrible and Japanese? (Vol.2, 8,6,7)”

“Scott Pilgrim Home Page
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“Bryan Lee O'Malley's Home Page
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“Let's forget the whole thing. I'm getting really sick of not strangling her. (Vol.3, 15,6,3)”

“You listen to me. I'm the one who tells you what your mom says, okay? (Vol.4, 19,14,1)”

“Wikipedia: Scott Pilgrim”

“You stole him with your advanced American slut technology! You're not nice! (Vol.5, 27,20,3)”

“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face. (Vol.4, 21,12,2)”

“Okay, stop. It sounds retarded. You sound retarded. I'm breaking up with you. (Vol.2, 11,12,2)”

“What kind of idiot would knowingly date a girl named Knives? (Vol.2, 10,29,6)”

“''WE ARE '''SEX BOB-OMB!!!''''' WE ARE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF!!! (Vol.3, 17,9,2)”

“Mrs. Chau: You are seventeen year old! Time to get interested in boy! (Vol.1, intro, page 9, panel 2)”