Good Omens Quotes

“He is Not that Which He Says he Is”

“You just had to decide who your friends really were.”

“Crowley (An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards)”

“Wikipedia: Good Omens”

“It wasn't a dark and stormy night.
It should have been, but that's the weather for you.”

“Anyway, there isn't any evil here. That's what I don't understand. There's just love.”

“He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.”

“It was a very good torture, everyone agreed. The trouble was getting the putative witch off it.”

“'''''Kids''! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.'''”

“"I think the maggots were a bit over the top, myself," said Aziraphale, but without much rancor.”

“Good Omens Annotations”

“It'd be a funny old world, he reflected, if demons went round trusting one another.”

“There was a time when witchfinders were respected, although it didn't last very long.”

“All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.”

“You can't be certain that what's happening right now isn't exactly right, from an ineffable point of view.”

“Agnes was the worst prophet that's ever existed. Because she was always right. That's why the book never sold.”

“For those of angel stock or demon breed, size, and shape, and composition, are simply options.”

“"You're Hell's Angels. . . What chapter are you from, then?"
REVELATIONS . . . CHAPTER SIX.”

“"We seem to have survived," he said. "Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we'd been at all competent."”

“There never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it.”