Tracey Ullman's Show Quotes
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“Tracey Ullman as Various”
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“Angela Merkel: [singing] My economists told me we'd be talking a week
I said, darling, all these figures, to me it's all Greek
Everybody, everywhere wants some money
And they wonder why we Germans don't find things funny
If you bail out a nation you expect a little gratitude
But let me tell you, baby, all you get's a lot of attitude
One long, never-ending economic wreck
At the end of which is Germany signing every cheque
I'm a honey with the money and, honey, it ain't funny
When the honey with the money has to shell out all the money
And it's funny how the countries that suddenly need the money
And whose idea was the Eurozone?
[Angela scats]
Far, far, far on the autobahn
[Angela scats]
Neunundneunzig Luftballons
The pain in Spain gives me a migraine
They exploit us all in Portugal
Go to Slovakia, they just attack-ia
When you're hanging out with Putin, don't put your foot in,
Or else Putin will put his boot in
There's an inner Putin, Vladimir Putin
Mamma Mia don't mess in Crimea
Crimea, Crimea
Cry me a river, what are you going to do?
Birgit: Sing! Sing!
Angela Merkel: I like soul and R&B
Crowd: And Eurovision secretly
Angela Merkel: I speak Russian fluently
Crowd: Good accent apparently
Angela Merkel: Got a degree in chemistry
Crowd: At Leipzig University
Angela Merkel: I've never taken LSD
Crowd: But she drinks beer occasionally
Angela Merkel: Favourite sandwich, BLT
Angela Merkel: Her middle name is Dorothy
Angela Merkel: Eins, zwei, drei, vier Get me an Uber over here
Ja.”
“Angela Merkel: [singing] I thought they were my friends
I thought that we were cool
Now I'm like the schlummy dummy no-one likes at school
Behind my back they're laughing
Especially the Brits
They're like, "Angela, whatever."
Those stupid Brexit shits
On the refugees I acted
The moment when I ask for help they all gang up on me
All on my own
Here I am
All on my own
Who gives a damn?
Ratings at an all time low
Oh, man, it makes me blue
Oh, Birgit, baby, be a buddy
Tell me vhat to do
Birgit: Don't let those schweine get you down
They do not have a clue
You're the EU anchor EU banker
That's why they hate you
Angela Merkel: Too true!
Birgit: We've always worked things out
Since we were oh so small
Angela Merkel: So small!
Birgit: Dreaming of another life on the right side of the wall
Angela Merkel: I used to be so va-va-voom
It all was so light-hearted
Now when I walk into a room it's like, "Mein Gott, who farted?"
All on my own
[Birgit: No, you're not, my Chancellorette. Here I am]
All on my own
[Birgit: Nein, nein. Here I am I give a damn]
Up scheisse creek with no paddle
They've brought me to my knees
So now it's just the two of us
Birgit: And a million refugees
Officer: Well, Madam, do you know this lady?
Maggie Smith: I've never seen her before in my life.
Judi Dench: But it's me, Judi! We did the Marigold Hotels together.
Maggie Smith: Yes, and I got second billing.
Judi Dench: You can't do this to me!
Maggie Smith: Oh, I think I can. I'm a national treasure.”