The Colbert Report Quotes
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“Überballed”
“Heterosapien”
“Multi-grain.”
“Star-Spangled”
“Purple-Mounted”
“Stephen Colbert”
“No. Free. Rides!”
“From C to Silent T”
“Factose Intolerant.”
“It's French. Bitch.”
“Colmes-free since 2009”
“The Daily Show”
“Respected... Trustworthy... Smooth.”
“America's most described journalist.”
“It's what Lincoln would have watched.”
“President Bush, have a hotdog with me.”
“I Am America (And So Can You!)”
“You gave us Neil Young, we give you me.”
“If this were Venezuela, they'd nationalize him.”
“He's a journalist with gravitas, with dignity, with balls.”