The Andy Griffith Show Quotes

“"Go-o-lly!" -- Gomer Pyle”

“Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor”

“[The people laugh.]”

“Andy: Well...”

“Barney: "Let's you and me dance."”

“Andy: What?
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“Maude: "You're a treasure!" (laughs)”

“Jay walking is rampant!”

“Barney: "You're beginning to get to me."”

“Jennifer Morrison: Let's go in!”

“"Sha-zay-um!" -- Gomer Pyle (southern for "Shazam!")”

“Otis: Thanks, Andy. --------------------”

“Andy: We don't know where they are.
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“Maude (escaped convict): "What made you change your mind?"”

“Barney: Wanted posters came in, Andy.
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“"Judy Judy Judy" -- Goober does his "Cary Grant" impression.”

“"You're a boob, Gomer!" -- Barney Fife, in "Citizen's Arrest"”

“Opie: Are you going to fingerprint me, Barney?”

“Deputy Barney Fife: Nip it! Nip it in the bud!”

“Andy: Oh, good. File 'em, will you, Barn?
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