Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward Quotes
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“This marks the last appearance of Darius Dun and Dark Turtles”
“This marks the last appearance of Inuwashi Gunjin are Leader, Joker, Hothead and Sage.”
“This marks the last appearance of Triple Threat
Raphael: See, Mikey, we did win after all. We scored a convict and a convert all in one day. Now get off my bike.”
“This marks the debut appearance of Viral and Sh'Okanabo.
Viral: Please, Master, I suffer code damage. I am t-trapped in this twisted form. Repair me so I can….
Sh’Okanabo: Consider it punishment for failing to break the will of one human child, Viral.
Viral: Free me from this prison, Sh’Okanabo. I will make them pay.
Sh’Okanabo: Oh, you will. [reaches out and tilts her head back.] I am not done with O’Neil Tech and its secrets. When the time is right, we will strike without mercy. [evil laughs and fades away.]”
“This marks the last appearance of Jammerhead
Donatello: Jammerhead? You’re supposed to be in jail?
[Cut to Rikers Island. Jammerhead, back in his prison uniform and carrying a food tray, walks through a corridor as other inmates jeer at him from their cells.]
Jammerhead: Yeah, that’s right, I’m back. Who’s gonna do what about it? Huh? [He’s looking to the side and slams into a pair of very large prisoners, splattering them with food.] Uh, fellas, really, uh, when did revenge ever solve anything? Fellas? [They reach for him as the scene pans out. There is a sound of fists against flesh.] Ah! Pain, uh! Sorry! Hey, it was an accident! Guards! Aah!”
“This marks the debut appearance of Triple Threat.
[Back at the penthouse, Raphael goes out to the rooftop garden where Splinter is meditating. He sits down next to his father.]
Splinter: So, Raphael, was your big night on the town as engaging as you had hoped?
Raphael: Nah, no big deal. Just a nice quiet night out with my bro’. Couple of regular guys, just taking in a regular….
[A blaring horn sounds and interrupts him. Both he and Splinter look up. The blimp floats by with a replay showing of the previous night’s events.]
Wrestling Announcer: The Turtle Terror stunned the wrestling universe with his surprise victory at Slam-A-Thon 57, taking a battle all across Times Square!
Splinter: [?] Turtle Terror?
Raphael: Aw, fish sickles!”
“This marks the debut appearance of Starlee Hambrath, Darius Dun and the Inuwashi Gunjin are Leader, Joker, Hothead and Sage.
Raphael: Fly? Those bird brains are gone and we got no idea where. How are we gonna…? [All of the turtles’ gauntlets light up and beep.] Hey, what’s that beeping?
[A holographic image of Serling appears above the gauntlets.]
Serling: Dare I ask what happened?
Raphael: No time to play, buckethead. Cody….
Serling: Is gone. I know. He had all of your enviropacks linked by proximity beacon. [His image is replaced by a map showing a single red triangle moving through the city.] You can track him within a ten-kilometer radius.
Leonardo: Call whatever passes for the police and relay the beacon signal to them. [Serling signs off.] All right, let’s move!”
“This marks the last appearance of Sh’Okanabo and Constable Biggles
[In the main chamber, Splinter, Michelangelo and Leonardo walk towards each other. Their eyes are back to normal and all signs of infection gone.]
Splinter: Are you all right, my sons?
[The doors to the command center open and Raphael and Donatello enter the chamber.]
Raphael: Master Splinter, guys, look out!
[They run to join their family as they face Sh’Okanabo, who is an almost shapeless blob with a head and spikes. What remains of his body is cracked and light is bleeding through.]
Sh’Okanabo: Argh! This is the day of awakening – you cannot stop it!
Michelangelo: Sh’Oka-dude, we just did.
Leonardo: It’s over, Sh’Okanabo, for good.
Sh’Okanabo: No so long as I draw breath. [He goes to spring at them.]
Donatello: Raph, the grenade!
Raphael: [pulls a solar light grenade from the belt wrapped across his chest and activates it.] Let the sun shine in! [He tosses it up and Donatello uses his staff like a bat to hit the grenade towards Sh’Okanabo. It flies directly into Sh’Okanabo’s open mouth. Sh’Okanabo looks surprised, and then bends over to clutch his stomach. His face swells up.]
Sh’Okanabo: Oh, no.
[Spears of bright white light pierce through his body. Everyone ducks and covers their eyes as the light grows brighter and Sh’Okanabo screams. When the light finally fades and everyone looks to where Sh’Okanabo was, all that is left is a steaming pile of goop.]
Michelangelo: Now that was a bright spot to my day.
[Turtle X flies into the room with Bishop on its back.]
Cody: The grid is back online. Viral’s gone.
[The little hologram of Serling scrubs at his arms.]
Serling: Gone? I’ll be scrubbing data bits from my cache for weeks.
Bishop: Jones, next time you disobey a direct order from the president… [He hops down.] ..you’ll probably receive a medal. Good job.
Cody: [laughs happily and jumps out of the control seat. He runs over to the turtles.] Is it really over?
Raphael: Sh’Okanabo’s done for good, kid. Period.
[The sun shines brightly through the window.]
Leonardo: And the future just got a whole lot brighter.”
“This marks the debut appearance of Serling and Cody Jones, the great-grandson of Casey Jones and April O'Neil, Constable Biggles and Jammerhead.
[After Tengu Shredder's death, the Turtles and Splinter now have great adventures in the future. In New York at the Turtle Lair in Central Park, where Raphael fighting with Mikey for the remote.]
Raphael: For the last time, it's my day!
Michelangelo: Yep, your lucky day, cuz we're watching the 24-hour sci-fi mega-thorn.
Raph: Give me that remote Mikey I'm flipping you instead of the channels.
[Michelangelo blows raspberries at Raphael whist changing channels.]
Leonardo: 15 years of ninja training and it all comes down to ultimate wrestling Smackdown versus Zombies from Saturn 4.
Splinter: Hmm, where did I go wrong?
[Raph and Mikey scrabble over the remote until Mikey pins Raph on the sofa.]
Mikey: I win
Leo: Oh yeah?
[Leonardo & Donatello jump in the Turtles fight over the remote, Mikey drops it landing on a carpet they go the remote, Splinter uses his stick and curls up the other side of the carpet, waves it flinging the remote up the turtles miss landing on the carpet then Splinter using the carpet rounds the turtles up, sits on sofa and the remote lands in his hand.]
Splinter: This is pointless, You know my soaps are on in 5 minutes.
Mikey: That's 5 minutes of Sci-Fi goodness.
[Mikey manages to raise his leg and presses the remote with his toe. Then suddenly a blue light flashes and covers the whole screen, the background changes to dark. The carpet around the turtles fall off and noticed they're striped.]
Raphael: Hey, where're our masks?! A-And our weapons? I feel totally naked here!
[Turtles realizing Splinter is naked as well]
Splinter: Not a word.
Michelangelo: Ah! The TV! It's gone.
Leonardo: Forget the TV, the whole lair is trashed.
[The Turtles and Splinter see that the lair is in abandoned state.]
Raphael: What the shell happened?
Splinter: Outside quickly!
[The Turtles and Splinter exit the sewers and they'll stunned; New York has changed.]
Raphael: Nice going, Mikey you didn't just change the channel, you changed the whole freaking world.
Leonardo: Look we appreciate you helping us with the breathing and all mister?
Serling: The name is Serling.
Raphael: Your name's gonna be scrap metal unless you start making with some answers I got a brother missing. [?]
Cody Jones: Whoa! They're really here, really real and Wow, Hmm.
Serling: The master.
Raphael: Master? But he's just a kid.
Donatello: Master Splinter, look.
[The Turtles and Splinter see a hall that contains Artifacts from the Turtles adventures, A ripped Foot Ninja banner, Ch'rell's Shredder armor and Casey Jones' hockey mask and gear.]
Raphael: Casey's stuff, our stuff. [grabs Cody by his coat] Alright, twerp, Where'd you get all this?! Where the shell are—
Serling: [grab and lifts Raphael] Manners, reptile. [throws Raphael at a stand which something jumps and hits him on the head which after get catches]
Raphael: Doh! [look at the object and sees TCRI on it]
Cody Jones: Don't be mad, the hockey stuff the mask it's all mine, [As he place TCRI canister back] it belonged to my great grandparents.
Splinter: Your great grandparents?
Cody Jones: Casey Jones and April O'Neil, my name is Cody Jones and this is New York City in the year 2105.
Jammerhead: [hooded figure that unhooded himself] Are you disrespecting me reptile?!?”