Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) (season 2) Quotes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 TV series) seasons|2, Children's television seasons, Animated TV shows about turtles, American animated television seasons
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“This is the 4-part second season finale.”
“This is the 5-part second season premiere.”
“This marks the debut appearance of Karai, the adopted daughter of the Shredder.”
“This marks the debut appearance of Professor August O'Neil, an uncle of April O'Neil in flashbacks.
April O'Neil: (Narrating) What, you may ask yourself, is a mild mannered antique shop proprietor doing dressed like a finalist in the Miss Primitive Universe Pageant? As you may have guessed, this isn't exactly downtown New York City, or downtown Earth, or even downtown our dimension. How did we get here? Long story. How do we get home? Well, hopefully, the answer is inside this temple. Unfortunately, the way home isn't the only thing inside this temple.
Raphael: I hate bugs!”
“This marks the debut appearance of Zanramon.
Professor Honeycutt: (Narrating) My Name is Honeycutt, although I've been reclassified as the Fugitoid. A freak accident caused my mind to be transferred into the body of a robot. I am being hunted down by some rather uncouth gentlemen from my own government who want to force me to build my intergalactic teleportal device as a weapon of mass destruction. But I was aided by four strange looking green fellows who fortuitously materialized out of nowhere. They helped me escape the Federation ruffians only to have me captured by the Federation's sworn enemies, the Triceratons. Oh dear, what became of my friends after that, I have no idea...
Michelangelo: (Narrating) Ooh, ooh, I know, I know. We were trying to rescue Professor Honeycutt, we followed him into this Triceraton bunker, only it wasn't exactly a bunker, and it wasn't exactly full of air, and I'm not exactly sure how much longer we're gonna be alive!
Rynokk: No one touches Rynokk!”
“This marks the debut appearance of Traximus.
Raphael: (Narrating) Even though we got beamed half way across the galaxy, the last couple of weeks have been business as usual, if you're a Ninja Turtle. It's been one fight after another, seems everyone's fighting over the same thing: Professor Honeycutt a.k.a. the Fugitoid. The professor's got these plans for a teleportal device locked inside his robotic brain, and we're hoping that it's gonna be our ticket home. Some jarhead named General Blanque wants the teleportal to deliver bombs express mail. Ditto on the Triceratons, and right now they have the ball and they're running with it. We were right on their tail when their bunker turned out to be a spaceship, and we turned out to be Triceraton prisoners. Now there's very few things that really tick me off...alright there's a bunch of things, but the worst thing you can do is put me in a cage. So you might say I blew our chances to get time off for good behavior and as punishment, they're taking us to some place they call the Games. I say, "Bring it on."”
“This marks the debut appearance of Ue-Sama the Ultimate Ninja, Gyoji and The Ultimate Daimyo.
Leonardo: (Narrating) I have been raised to believe that words like "truth" and "honor" are more than just words. But one of the real difficulties in living a life of honor is that sometimes you might have to pay the ultimate price for it.
Daimyo: To use such dark arts in defeat, not only would you disgrace yourself, but you would disgrace me, your own father, with your lack of honor. You have not earned this combat, yet you have the audacity to attempt to make a name for yourself in such a manner. Splinter-san, you have trained your students well. I salute you. [He and Splinter bow to one another, and then the Daimyo addresses Leonardo.] You have fought well, young one, and won honorably. [He lifts his hand and a green glowing ball forms there. Out of it appears Leonardo’s swords.] I return to you, your katana. [The swords float into Leonardo’s hands, and they bow to one another.] Once many generations ago, we visited this dimension. The people here took us to be Goblins, Tengu, but we endowed a chosen few with the first gifts of the art of Ninjutsu. You have carried that tradition well, better even than my son. Come, we go home.”
“This marks the debut appearance of Leatherhead.
Michelangelo: (Narrating) It seems like we always end in these wacked out situations. I don't know, maybe its our karma. Like we did something bad in a past life. I mean really, really bad. Supervillain-holding-the-world-for-ransom-destroying-Tokyo kind of bad. Come to think of it, its probably Raph's fault. Everything bad that happens to us is because of something Raph did in a past life. Oh well, no use crying over past lives. I guess we just gotta accept things as they are. Just always be ready to kick some shell.
Baxter Stockman: I can’t count how many times you meddlesome freaks [grabs Michelangelo] robbed me of my revenge when I was working for the Shredder! But this time nothing will stop me.
Leatherhead: The Shredder?!
Baxter Stockman: Huh?
Leatherhead: [grabs his arm just as Stockman is about to strike Michelangelo.] You work for the Shredder?! He was the Utroms’ most hated enemy! You weren’t intending to help me with the transmat. You used me!”
“This marks the debut appearance of Professor Honeycutt/Fugitoid, General Blanque and Commander Mozar
Leonardo: (Narrating) When you're a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, a lot of weird things happen. Some you can handle, some you can't. Like when Master Splinter went missing after our victory over the Shredder.
Michelangelo: How can he be gone?!
Leonardo: (Narrating) And things only got weirder when we found that aliens had taken Master Splinter, and that they had him floating in some bizarre container. When we confronted the aliens, everything just vanished, or maybe we did. Whatever happened, I don't think any of us were prepared for how much weirder life was about to get.
Fugitoid: Earth? Is that your home planet I don't think it's in this galaxy or at least i never heard of it. Are you the dominant species on your planet?
Raphael: (angrily) Where are we?
Fugitoid: Calm down son your on planet D-hoonib In the Cition system federation territory
Donatello: A different galaxy ?
Leonardo: Master Splinter is out there. So far away.
Donatello: So what is your story?
Fugitoid: I see I owe you an explanation. My name is Professor Zayton Honeycutt. I was the most brilliant scientist on D-Hoonib, at least, I used to be. I was making a machine for boosting mind powers, like telepathy and telekinesis, but the General of the Federation came calling. Just because he's the head of the federation military in this sector, he thinks he can call whenever he wants.
Leonardo: Looks like its time to rage against the machine!”