Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus Quotes

“Matt Olsen as Bentley”

“Chris Murphy as Murray”

“Kevin Miller as Sly Cooper”

“Roxanna Ortega as Carmelita Fox”

“Presciliana Esparolini as Mz. Ruby”

“Kevin Blackton as Sir Raleigh, Muggshot, Panda King and Clockwerk”

“Cooper, you will never be rid of me! Clockwerk is SUPERIOR!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha! You sentimental fool. Empathy has always been the downfall of the Cooper Clan.”

“Wikipedia: Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus”

“Attention, valued employee. It has come to my attention that a thief is loose somewhere inside the firework production facility. Please do your part to pitch in by killing this intruder on sight. Thank you, that is all.”

“I got a personal message for the 2-bit thief who's making off with all my treasure keys: you're dead, pally. If I get my hands on you, I'm going to fit you with your own pair of cement bunny slippers. You hear me? You're lunchmeat, jerk!”

“Attention, valued employee. Suddenly, Hinkau village elect not to pay for avalanche protection service, and so I am forced to bury alive under many ton of snow. Please be on guard for any surviving villager that come looking for revenge. Thank you, that is all.”

“Hey there, Sly Cooper! That's right, I know you're here. I've seen it in the stars. It's all over my tea leaves. I'm in your mind, raccoon. I know your game. You better run for it, or me and my voodoo children are going to sign you up for an eternity in zombie servitude!”

“''Wake up, you lazy bags of swamp gas! The voodoo vibe is thick tonight! Let's take advantage of this powerful mojo and step up production! Keep piling those shiny bones into the soup! We'll have an army of ghosts by morning, and take over Mexico by the end of the week! Hear that, Voodoo children!? Our family is about to grow, GROW, '''GROW!'''''”

“''Ahoy, dock hands! Capital job unloading that cargo last night. You're the crown jewel of my operation. Do me the service of proving your worth yet again by protecting the treasure key that I have stored down there. It appears there is a prowler on the premises, and if any of you let him get his hands on that key, I'll personally flog the lot of you for '''an entire fortnight!'''''”

“Yo, yo, yo! It's the boss! You know, I've been forced to admit that maybe driving everyone out of town, while necessary to set up shop, might have taken a hit out of the business. So, now I hope you lugs would be obliged to any visitors that come here to lose their money at my casino, but, I got a reliable tip that a cop might be snooping around the operation. So from now on, greet any visitors you see with a hail of lead! Capiche?”

“[narrating] We were on our way to the Kra-Karov volcano in Russia. While looking over what little information I had on the final member of the Fiendish Five, I began to notice something. In the 4 parts of the Thievius Raccoonus recovered so far, several of the pictures depict a shadowy owl-like figure, which looks very similar to the police images of the mysterious Clockwerk. Is this a strange coincidence, or is there something I'm missing?”

“I say, chaps. My heartiest congratulations to you all! The storm machine has sunk its 50th ship last night, and the loot has already been unloaded! Our operation is moving along splendidly! With the possible exception being... THE GROUNDS NEGLIGENCE DISPLAYED BELOW DECKS!!! I demand the boilers stay at full pressure at all times! If you lazy, low-brow, technically incompetent pack of guttersnipes did your jobs right, we could have sunk 100 ships by now… but of course, 50 boats is a fine, fine achievement. Carry on, my boys, carry on.”