Shameless (American TV series)/Season 10 Quotes

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Sandy: F**”

“for me you need and I'll pick it up for you.
Sandy: Isn't that cute. Little domestic b**”

“. Mickey.
Ian: [Following Mickey is walking out of house with shotgun] Mickey!
Mickey: Terry Milkovich! You fսcking pig fսckеr!
Ian: Mickey!
Sandy: Jesus, Mick!
Mickey: I'm coming for you, you son of a bitch! What the fսck, Sandy?!
Sandy: Give me the fսck¡ng gun, Mick! [Mickey fires off a shot that shatters van rear window]
Ian: Oh, shit. Ow! Shit!
Mickey: Fucking...
Ian: Get the cuffs. You done? No! You gonna make me hit you again?
Mickey: Fսck you, Gallagher!
Ian: Now are you done?
Mickey: Yeah. Yeah. Shit.
Kevin: Come on, Milo. Push that 60. There you go. Gotta work off that avocado "kumbacha" smoothie or whatever the fսck you drink. Jasper, are you kidding me? Can you go slower? Full rotations, man! Do you want your name under Pussy of the Day? Is that what you want, Jasper?
Man: Is it safe if I [''w:Tesla motors|park my Tesla out front]]?
Kevin: Hell no, it ain't safe, Homer. This is the ghetto, man. Get in here and grab two kegs and give me 30 curls now.
Arlo: You Kevin?
Kevin: The fսck do you think?
Arlo: Lorne sent me.
Kevin: So? [Man retches in can] Way to go, Oscar. Puke is pride.
Arlo: I wanna join. Uh, you take Amex?
Kevin: "Amex." Cash only! $50 per session up front, plus another $40 for the T-shirt. ATM is right there.
Man: You're out of spring water.
Kevin: I am? All right. Grab a sledge. Start working the wall. Willem! Get off the damn phone! If I see you on that thing one more time, it's going in the puke barrel. You hear me, fat boy?! Harder, Milo! Come on, man. Get it up.
Veronica: What do you have them doing over there?
Kevin: Bashin' a hole in the wall to connect the gym to The Alibi.
Veronica: How long's that gonna take?
Kevin: Ah, with my pasty propeller-heads swinging the hammers, twins'll be grandparents first, but I'm gonna finish the rest myself later.
Tommy: What the hell are you doing?
Kevin: Making natural spring water. My Keggers love to hydrate.
Kermit: You don't sterilize the bottles first or anything?
Kevin: No. Fսck those Facebook assholes. They need the germs, strengthen their oat milk-drinking immune systems.
Kermit: What is oat milk?
Veronica: The extra watery shit that sits on top when you make oatmeal.
Kevin: Hey, V, can you get me some more of those $2 black T-shirts from Walmart and cut the sleeves off?
Veronica: Sure. So this Keg Zone stuff is actually working?
Kevin: I got 20 fully paid Keggers already. Plus, I'm starting an online thing where you can do it at home.”