Portal (game) Quotes

“Portal 2”

“Half-Life”

“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-bzzt”

“Welcome to Test Chamber 04, you're doing quite well.”

“[moving on] Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.”

“Hello? Where are you? I know you're there, I can feel you here. Hello?”

“The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in 3, 2, 1...”

“[moving on] Get (garble) fling yourself. (garble) Fling into sp-[static]”

“You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here. Can you hear me?”

“Wikipedia: Portal (game)”

“[If the player manages to trap themselves] You're not a good person. You know that, right?”

“This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through (most of) the test chamber. Please take care of it.”

“The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it.”

“What are you doing? You haven't escaped, you know. You're not even going the right way. Hello? Is anyone there?”

“Well done. Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.”

“Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.”

“[once Pellet has been caught] Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.”

“Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!”

“[once Pellet has been caught] Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.”

“Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.”