Mind of Mencia Quotes

“ing Aquaman?”

“Dee Dee Dee!”

“"It's got so bad, Mexico sent us help!"”

“'Achmed' - Why don't you check the women?”

“If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.”

“'Achmed' - Why don't you check the black people?”

“'Achmed' - Well why don't you check the white people?”

“Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, f**”

“Now I admit I like Gold Digger, but Kanye West is a crazy nigga.”

“"Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?"”

“(on Easter) By the way, what do eggs have to do with Jesus Christ?”

“"Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!"”

“Dos tequilas for the table por favor, both of them for the lady.”

“(pulling on the fat on his chin) That's Chunky Monkey ice cream!!!”

“'Achmed' - Well why don't you check the Hispanics, is it because you're Hispanic?”

“Barkeep: "And if that doesn't work, here's some Vaseline and tissues on the house!"”

“(sings) Three dollar tip? ACHMED, KISS MY ASS! You charge more for a Gallon of GAS!”

“"I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim."”

“Wikipedia: Mind of Mencia”

“If you don't believe that God has a sense of humor, tomorrow go to Walmart and just LOOK AT PEOPLE!”