How to Rock Quotes

“Kacey: IT'S NOT FOR YOU, YOU FREAK!”

“Nelson: Dude, the pirate thing's mine.”

“Kacey: Come back! I really have to pee!!!”

“Grace: (Reads) Grace begins reading here, arrow.”

“Everyone: We can't hear you, we have cheese in our ears!”

“Kacey: It wasn't that great. Will-I-Am only sang three songs.”

“Zander: I think there's something missing.
Everyone: CHEESE!”

“Kacey: CAT!
Stevie: That is NOT a cat!
Zander: I think it ate the cat.”

“Justin: Yeah, you're that kid who used to run away from his own farts!
Nelson: Still do.”

“Kacey: Last year, he had pigs in a blanket that were actually served by a pig in a blanket.”

“Wikipedia: How to Rock”

“Doctor: Kacey Simon, you need glasses.
Kacey: What?!
Dentist: Kacey Simon, you need braces.
Kacey: What?!”

“Zander: Well, that's all the time we have for today.
Grace: I'm Grace King, and I'm Zander Robbins. Have a great day!”

“Kacey: I'm the face of Gravity 5.
Zander: We're all the face of Gravity 5.
Kacey: But you're the face of the face of Gravity 5.”

“Kacey: ...Nobody's looking to see what I'm wearing! And I liked it when they were looking!
Kevin: I'm looking at what you're wearing... a lot.”

“Stevie: I see you guys all the time at the mall and all you do is shop and pose. Do you guys have any hobbies?
Kacey: We like to shop.....and pose.....”

“Molly: (Gets invitation) The first invitation? Thanks, Justin.
Grace: (Gets invitation) The first invitation after Molly's but before everyone else's? Thanks, Justin.”

“Stevie: (walks in) Hey guys.
Kacey: Loserberry?
Stevie: Excuse me. You call me that name again in front of my friends, and I'll introduce you my bass to your face.
Zander: I think it just got a little bit tense in here.”

“Nelson: At this point Zander, "I want to play the Ukelele" releases the giant hawk that swoops down, picking up Molly, dropping her into the volcano.
Zander: Wait a minute, there's a volcano?
Stevie: Oh, so you were on-board with the giant hawk but the volcano throws you?”

“Kacey: A lot of candidates promise you a lot of things. Some promise you some things. But I, Kacey Simon, am the only candidate who promises you no things. Except one thing: I will be your voice. The voice of the regular kids. I believe Brewster High can be great again. So vote for me. Simon Says.”