C.O.P.S. (TV series) Quotes

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“Bullseye: [spotting the Ultimate Crime Machine on radar] Now that's what I call a serious bogey!”

“Rock Krusher: I got the combination to open every bank vault in Empire City: me and my jackhammer!”

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“Longarm: Hey! What are you rookies doing here! Vess told you to stay put!
Hardtop: And miss all the fun?”

“Bullseye: Big job for our first one? Think we can handle it? Mirage: We're C.O.P.S. aren't we? We can handle it!”

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“Berserko: [using a grappling hook to pull off a heist] Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Crook. Stealing's a cinch with this new hook!
Big Boss: (Mahh) I'm the Big Boss, see? And what the Big Boss wants, the Big Boss takes! (Mahh)”

“Hardtop: [Crusher is disguised as a waiter] Maybe you didn't understand. The lady wants to know what you're serving.

Rock Crusher: Me? I ain't servin' nothin'! I'm out on parole, see?
Hardtop: Something's fishy around here, Chief. And it's not the caviar.”

“Mickey O'Malley: You know fellas, my mind...isn't what it used to be.
Buttons McBoomBoom: Uncle Buttons has a present for you.
Barricade: Hey, Uncle buttons. I've got a present...for you!
Mickey O' Malley: Nice police work son!
LongArm:: I had a great teacher.”

“Big Boss: BadVibes, your a genius.
Dr. BadVibes: How about a bigger piece of the action?
Big Boss:: (nahh) You're not that smart.
Sundown: [trying on a speed suit] Ooh-wee. This thing's plumb too small. I'm sorry, but we humans grow big down in Texas.
Highway: [after handcuffing Ms. Demeanor to a parking meter] Remember to put some change in the meter, Ms. Demeanor.
Highway: They helped me do it. I'm part of the team.”

“"Big Boss: "Hurry up! (mahh) Hurry up, BadVibes! I've got big plans for these boxoids.
Dr. BadVibes: You can't hurry genious, Big Boss. It'll be another hour.
Big Boss:: (mahh) I want it done in ten seconds!
Bulletproof:: [putting Turbo Tu-Tone in a full nelson hold] Your in the arms of the Law now, citizen. Don't move! Your under arrest!
''Sundown''': You ever tried talking to it?
Fight Manager: Are you nuts? Old Bucket's just a machine.
Sundown: Well it works on horses.
Berserko: No one beats Berserko because I cheat!”

“Berserko: The green button says door. The red one says danger. But if I don't do what Nightshade says... [opens the cover to the danger button] ...I'll be in danger. [presses the danger button. Alarm suddenly goes off] Oops, wrong button.
Berserko:: Do this! Do that! How come why I get all the crummy jobs?
Mickey O' Malley: What are you doing lolly-gagging around here while there's criminals to be caught!?
Bullseye:: I think we've created a monster.
Longarm: What can I do? He's Family!
Brian O' Malley: My grandpa, the greatest cop in the world!”

“Bullseye: [after crash landing the Ultimate Crime Machine in the C.O.P.S. parking lot] Gee, good thing there was a free parking space!
Bulletproof: [silence] Bullseye: No sense of humour. Longarm: What about you, B.P.? What's your codename going to be?
Bullseye: Yeah. What's B.P. stand for anyway?
Longarm: I don't know what it used to stand for, but from now on, I'd say it stands for Bulletproof!
Bulletproof: Then that's my codename from now on. You all performed splendidly today. I'm proud of you. But as you know, Big Boss and the others got away, and they'll be back! There are many more battles to be fought. But together, one day, I promise you, we're going to put the Big Boss behind bars!
Dr. BadVibes: Even I keep a promise sometimes.
Good work, Buzzbomb! Today you've earned your steel wool cupcakes!- Dr. BadVibes
[Berserko has been arrested] My Cheddar-brained nephew might be a nincompoop, but it makes me look bad if one of my crooks gets caught! - Big Boss”