Xenu Quotes
A curated collection of the best quotes about Xenu.
Top Quotes
“Scientology”
“L. Ron Hubbard”
“David Miscavige”
“Andreas Heldal-Lund”
“That's not what we believe.”
“That's the end of that subject.”
“That's when you first come into contact with the Xenu story.”
“Well, John, does that sound silly to you? I mean it's unrecognizable to me.”
“Mwahaha! Instead of inspecting your taxes, I will feed you a special potion to paralyze you.”
“Xenu Leaflet (Roland Rashleigh-Berry)”
“Do you know that the incident, the 75 million year ago incident has been a matter of public record for many years?”
“That's the guy from like 75 trillion years ago who drugged mankind and nuked 'em in volcanoes. What was his name - Xenu.”
“John I already answered this.. let us know what you're talking about, it's like loony. It's weird.. makes you look weird.”
“It is not a story, it is an auditing level. I'm not explaining it to you, and I could not explain it to you. You don't have a hope of understanding it.”
“I can stop you. I know what you're talking about. I'm familiar with the material. I think what you're getting at is the confidential scriptures of the Church.”
“Could you believe that 75 million years ago, Xenu froze hundreds of billions of people and dropped them into volcanoes on Earth, before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs?”
“They had elected a fellow by the name of Xenu to the supreme ruler and they were about to un-elect him. And he took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.”
“The discussion of the -- of the volcanoes, the explosions, the Galactic confederation 75 million years ago, and a gentleman by the name Xemu there. Those are not trade secrets.”