Porcupine Quotes
A curated collection of the best quotes about Porcupine.
Top Quotes
“Never enter an arsekicking contest with a porcupine.”
“And each particular hair to stand on end,
Like quills upon the fretful porcupine.”
“Wikipedia: Porcupine”
“If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you.”
“The Deer don't dine
When a Wolf's about,
And the Porcupine
Sticks his quill-points out.”
“Wikicommons: Hystricidae”
“What! Would you slap the Porcupine?
Unhappy child — desist!
Alas! That any friend of mine
Should turn Tupto-philist.”
“Any hound a porcupine nudges
Can't be blamed for harboring grudges.
I know one hound that laughed all winter
At a porcupine that sat on a splinter.”
“Maine should be pleased that its animal
is not a waverer, and rather
than fight, lets the primed quill fall.
Shallow oppressor, intruder,
insister, you have found a resister.”
“I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.”