Florida Quotes
A curated collection of the best quotes about Florida.
Top Quotes
“Just not being senile is considered great down here.”
“California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan.”
“Florida”
“Wikipedia: Florida”
“Wikivoyage: Florida”
“Where the hell's Fiji? Near Florida?”
“Wikisource Portal: Florida”
“Wikicommons: Florida”
“A few things for themselves,
Florida, venereal soil,
Disclose to the lover.”
“One nice thing about Florida, it makes Pennsylvania look unspoiled.”
“Directory Mozilla (DMOZ) resources on Florida: Florida”
“I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste.”
“Pensacola, I'm a rep it to death, 'cause I'm a Florida boy. Nothing more, nothing less. You disrespect or test what I say, it's body to the head, 'til shit go my way!”
“There’s high awareness of the ballot measure. People understand Amendment 4 is on the ballot. But they don’t necessarily connect that there’s a six-week abortion ban.”
“Virginia: Oh god no. He's a birthmark on his head that looks like a big old...
Jimmy: Florida. Shaped like Florida... Florida with balls.”
“I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humourous, and continued from there. I turned my home state of Florida into the Land of Xanth.”