Michael Palin Quotes (1943-)

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About Michael Palin

Sir Michael Edward Palin, KCMG, CBE, FRGS, FRSGS (born 5 May 1943) is an English comedian, actor, television presenter and public speaker most famous as one of the members of the comedy group Monty Python, and as a presenter of travel documentaries.

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“I've got a false lip.”
“It's not a model if it's full-size. It's a ice-breaker!”
“One of the difficult things of so much travelling is to say goodbye.”
“I wish them a long and happy life. If it's as long as their wedding, I'm sure they'll be fine.”
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“Tomkinson: What are these?
Mother: Shoe trees, dear...”
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Michael Palin on Complexity

“Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the world is the hope for the future.”
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Michael Palin on Ephemerality

“I don't seek discomfort. But, very often, you realise that what you fear is actually quite ephemeral; something's different, something's unfamiliar; therefore, it must be worse.”
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Michael Palin on Déjà vu

“Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind,' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before. That what is happening now has already happened tonight on 'It's the Mind,' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived— (pause for realization) Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind,' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange...”
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Michael Palin on Armageddon

“Contrary to what the politicians and religious leaders would like us to believe, the world won’t be made safer by creating barriers between people. Cries of “They’re evil, let’s get ‘em” or “The infidels must die” sound frightening, but they’re desperately empty of argument and understanding. They’re the rallying cries of prejudice, the call to arms of those who find it easier to hate than admit they might be not be right about everything. '''Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the world is the hope for the future.”
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Michael Palin on Graham Chapman 2 quotes

“John rings. He’s been away in the country for the weekend. Has just returned to find a message that Graham has had a nervous breakdown.”
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Michael Palin on Carol Cleveland

“Carol … was the unsung heroine because she was so spot on. We never had to tell her how to play a scene, she just had a Python way of thinking about it.”
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Michael Palin on Peter Cook

“He's one of those people who is completely and utterly irreplaceable. One of the things he did was to form the basis of what one would call the new comedy of the 1960s and 1970s. His achievement is absolutely extraordinary.”
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“Nuns with banners!”

About Michael Palin

Sir Michael Edward Palin, KCMG, CBE, FRGS, FRSGS (born 5 May 1943) is an English comedian, actor, television presenter and public speaker most famous as one of the members of the comedy group Monty Python, and as a presenter of travel documentaries.