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Frank Vincent Zappa (21 December 1940 β 4 December 1993) was an American musician, composer and satirist.
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βWhen God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.β
βA wise man once said, "never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment."β
βDo you think you are protecting somebody by taking away seven words?β
βClassical musicians go to the conservatories, rockΒ΄n roll musicians go to the garages.β
βRemember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.β
βBeing interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition.β
βGail has said in interviews that one of the things that makes our relationship work is the fact that we hardly ever get to talk to each other.β
βIt isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice β there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.β
βRock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read.β
βA composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.β
βI'm a conservative, and you might not like that, but I am, and the fact of the matter is, this bill that they're talking about in Maryland is stupid.β
βSo much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, thereβs no way youβre gonna find out what it means.β
βEvery socialistic type of governmentβ¦ produces bad art, produces social inertia, produces really unhappy people, and it's more repressive than any other kind of government.β
βMost people donβt think Iβm rational. Theyβre too busy featuring their hurt. They find it irrational not to feature your hurt. Thatβs how fucked up they are.β
βFor the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973.β
βScientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?β
βThe more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents β because they have a tame child-creature in their house.β
βThe U.S. is a mere pup tent of a civilization. Weβve got two hundred years of stupidity behind us and we think weβre right up there with everyone else whoβs been doing it for thousands of years.β
βI think that if a person doesn't feel cynical then they're out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization β you can't just swallow it whole.β
βTheir stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart β incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.β
βThe richest people in the world arenβt particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world arenβt particularly smart or rich.β¦ That leaves me making music. But we canβt talk about that.β
βI may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set.β
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set.β
βYou can't run a country by a book of religion. Not by a heap or a lump or a smidgen. Of foolish rules of ancient date. Designed to make you all feel great. While you fold, spindle and mutilate.Those unbelievers from a neighboring state.β
βWhoever we are, wherever we're from We shoulda noticed by now, our behavior is dumb.And if our chances expect to improve. It's gonna take a lot more, than trying to remove the other race.Or the other whatever, from the face of the planet altogether.β
βI have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' β there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.β
βThe bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has the medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.β
βI consider that the building materials are exactly the same as what anybody else makes the thing out of. It's just the way they look at those materials is perhaps a narrower perspective. Time and those waves are at the disposal of anyone who wants to use them.β
βOn a personal level, Freaking Out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress, and social etiquette in order to express creatively his relationship to his immediate environment and the social structure as a whole.β
βWe're not talking light-hearted foolishness here β when we go for stupid we go for BIG STUPID β like people who shoot at you on the freeway, or the Rambos and Rambo-ettes who blow people away in shopping malls and fast-food restaurants with automatic weapons.β
βMy solos are speech-influenced rhythmically; and harmonically, they're either pentatonic, or poly-scale oriented. And there's the mixolydian mode that I also use a lot...But I'm more interested in melodic things I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.β
βMy best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can. Children are naive β they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.β
βThe creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consistent and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only "good guys" in it, or eating cottage cheese.β
βFact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things. Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.β
βThe essence of Christianity is told to us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the Tree of Knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.β
βI think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously β¦ I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what's the story here? Being alive is so weird.β
βI think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect itβs much better musically than much of whatβs available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content. One good believable song about some guyβs girlfriend and how they broke up β a sincere one β is better than twenty albums of English rock thatβs ever been produced.β
βDrop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read. Forget I mentioned it. This song has no message. Rise for the flag salute.β
βJust because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesnβt mean youβve reached them. With reading comprehension being what it is in the U. S., you can safely toss that one out the window. If you want to judge by the listening habits of people who buy records, the first thing they do is put it on and talk over it.β
βPeople have preposterous ideas about what those songs are about and what the music means. They start spouting all this shit thatβs so far off the mark, itβs revolting. But if thatβs how they derive pleasure, who am I to deprive them of it? Let βem enjoy it. Itβs there for their edification. But total comprehension is out of the question.β
βFrank Zappa: I would say the illusion [of freedom] will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move all the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre.β
βWell I think that progress is not possible without deviation. And I think that it's important that people be aware of some of the creative ways in which some of their fellow men are deviating from the norm, because in some instances they might find these deviations inspiring and might suggest further deviations which might cause progress, you never know.β
βI canβt talk to you about music because you donβt know anything about music. I can talk to you about politics or sociology and all that peripheral stuff, but I canβt talk to you about music. Thereβs not enough information in common that I could say to you so youβd be able to understand. Besides, the people who read OUI donβt give a fuck about music anyway.β
βThe Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your musical experience, the easier it is to define for yourself what you like and what you don't like. American radio listeners, raised on a diet of _____ (fill in the blank), have experienced a musical universe so small they cannot begin to know what they like.β
βCertification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of paper from a school that says youβre smart, a pat on the head from your parents that says youβre good or some reinforcement from your peers that makes you think what youβre doing is worthwhile. People are just waiting around to get certified.β
βThereβs no reason to assume that my idea of whatβs better would really be better. I resent it when other people try to inflict their ideas of betterness on me. I donβt think they know. And I canβt see any authority on the horizon thatβs got any answers that seem worthwhile. Most of the things that are suggested are probably detrimental to your mental health.β
βI don't do drugs, nor have I ever believed in them. Am I a creative person? Then why do people think in order to be creative one must do drugs? Actually, I think people take them as an excuse to screw up in public, y'know, spill things or get silly. Drugs have slowed down civilization because we have to wait for people to get off their high before we can resume. They are the millstone around society's neck.β
βIf a person wants to write music and lyrics, he has a perfect right to express his views on a certain subject. I would feel wrong if I were to express anything that I didnβt believe in. I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who donβt, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.β
βEverything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air. Polluted as our atmosphere might be, air is the thing that makes music work. Since all other things that occur in the sound domain are transmitted to the ear through that swirling mass, depending on how wide you want to make your definition, you could perceive quite a bit of human experience in terms of music.β
βAnd it's the same across the nation
Black and white discrimination
Yellin' "You can't understand me!"
'N all that other jazz they hand me
In the papers and TV and
All that mass stupidity
That seems to grow more every day
Each time you hear some nitwit say
He wants to go and do you in
Because the color of your skin
Just don't appeal to him
(No matter if it's black or white)
Because he's out for blood tonight.β
Black and white discrimination
Yellin' "You can't understand me!"
'N all that other jazz they hand me
In the papers and TV and
All that mass stupidity
That seems to grow more every day
Each time you hear some nitwit say
He wants to go and do you in
Because the color of your skin
Just don't appeal to him
(No matter if it's black or white)
Because he's out for blood tonight.β
βWe live in a very special time right now. At no other time in history has there been such mass disillusionment in terms of reliance on governing functions. Most people donβt want to come to terms with that. Itβs been proven over and over again that the emperor isnβt wearing any clothes, but most people donβt like to look at naked emperors. In the process of turning around to avert their eyes, they saw the discotheques and a few other things and latched onto them.β
βI'll tell you what classical music is, for those of you who don't know. Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago. And it's formula music, the same as top forty music is formula music. In order to have a piece be classical, it has to conform to academic standards that were the current norms of that day and age β¦ I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.β
βI've smoked ten marijuana cigarettes in my life, and probably the last time I had one near my face was twelve, fifteen years ago. And the reason I did was because, since I do smoke, people would say, "Here, smoke this, you'll get high." So I smoked it, and it gave me a sore throat and made me sleepy. And I must either presume that that's what high means, or something was wrong. But I've never had a positive result from smoking marijuana. It just wasn't my cup of tea. And I never used LSD, never used cocaine, never used heroin or any of that other stuff.β
βThe biggest threat to America today is not communism. It's moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Reagan administration is steering us right down that pipe β¦ I really think that. β¦ When you have a government that prefers a certain moral code derived from a certain religion and that moral code turns into legislation to suit one certain religious point of view, and if that code happens to be very, very right wing, almost toward Attila the Hun...β
βIt's time for a revolution, but probably not in the terms that people imagine it. The word seems to conjure up images ofβ sort of a modern day version of peasants going into the street with their pitch forks to go after the bad guy who lives in a big house someplace on a hill and we're gonna get that son-of-a-bitch and we'll take all the stuff away from him and we'll give it to the workers, you know. And that's not the kind of revolution I had in mind. ... Well, I thought that it might be nice if it was handled a little bit more modern and efficient way, without people getting slaughtered in the street. It's a matter of infiltration.β
βThe lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people. Most people are probably better off getting the certification they desire and spindling their lives away the way theyβre doing. I donβt think theyβd enjoy living any other way. There are millions of people who acquire all sorts of wonderful feelings from watching a football game and drinking a bottle of beer. It makes them really happy. Doesnβt do shit for me. But for them itβs life itself. As long as they can believe in the beer and the football, then theyβve really got something. And itβs probably more useful to them than religion. So why take it away? Why tell them whatβs really going on? Let βem be happy.β
βThe '60s was really stupid β¦ It was a type of merchandising, Americans had this hideous weakness, they had this desire to be OK, fun guys and gals, and they haven't come to terms with the reality of the situation: we were not created equal. Some people can do carpentry, some people can do mathematics, some people are brain surgeons and some people are winos and that's the way it is, and we're not all the same. This concept of one world-ism, everything blended and smoothed out to this mediocre norm that everybody downgrades themselves to be is stupid. The '60s was merchandised to the public at large... My pet theory about the '60s is that there is a sinister plot behind it... The lessons learnt in the '60s about merchandising stupidity to the American public on a large scale have been used over and over again since that time.β
βThere isnβt anything weird about my music. Weird is a skeleton in the closet, wearing a rubber mask with warts all over its nose, and all that kind of shit. Thatβs not what I do. The thing that makes my music unusual is that people only hear one kind of music all the time over the radio. Itβs wallpaper to their lives. Audile wallpaper. Thereβs one acceptable beat and there are three acceptable chord progressions. There are five acceptable words: baby, love, tears, yat yat. Just because I donβt deal in those terms doesnβt mean Iβm weird. So tell these people: I ainβt weird; Iβm rational. Iβm a person who can choose to write stuff like that, or choose to write stuff that includes all the notes on the piano played at once, followed by a cement truck driving over the piano, followed by a small atomic explosion. Nothing weird about that as long as you do it in a meaningful way.β
βThe cool-person syndrome is peculiarly American. Part of that has to do with the way the educational business is run in the U.S. Itβs not based on how much you can teach your child: itβs based on how much money the suppliers of basic materials can make off your child. Somewhere along the line most people pick up the desire to be a cool person, which is just another way to make them buy things. Once youβve decided that you need to be a cool person, it makes you a possible victim of anyone whose products are the equivalent of bottled smoke. Somebody tells you to buy this particularly useless item and youβll be a cool person. No matter how stupid it seems, you have to buy it. Pet Rocks. Pringleβs potato chips. whatever it is β the newest, the latest. Since the cool-person thing is something you learn in school, and since the school business is pretty suspicious and definitely tied up with the government, it makes you wonder whether or not the desire to be cool is part of a government plot to make you buy stupid things.β
βOrganized religions by their very natures are misleading. The bottom line is always money. What thatβs got to do with your spiritual well-being still eludes me. Itβs always the bucks, no matter how they disguise it. If you need that sort of assistance to keep yourself together, you may be paying a higher rate to a fake religion than you would to a psychotherapist. Which is not to say that a psychotherapist is going to give you any better value per dollar either. lf youβre going to deal with reality, youβre going to have to make one big discovery: Reality is something that belongs to you as an individual. If you wanna grow up, which most people donβt, the thing to do is take responsibility for your own reality and deal with it on your own terms. Donβt expect that because you pay some money to somebody else or take a pledge or join a club or run down the street or wear a special bunch of clothes or play a certain sport or even drink Perrier water, itβs going to take care of everything for you. Because it all comes from inside. As a matter of fact, thatβs where it stays.β
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Frank Zappa on Rock and roll 2 quotes
βMost rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.β
Frank Zappa on Drugs 2 quotes
βA drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.β
Frank Zappa on Music 2 quotes
βMusic is the only religion that delivers the goods. All music is good. It fulfills a social function. It's like wallpaper to your lifestyle. It defines what you are.β
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Frank Zappa on Helen Reddy
Frank Zappa on Ronald Reagan
βThe biggest threat to America today is not communism. It's moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Reagan administration is steering us right down that pipe β¦ I really think that. β¦ When you have a government that prefers a certain moral code derived from a certain religion and that moral code turns into legislation to suit one certain religious point of view, and if that code happens to be very, very right wing, almost toward Attila the Hun...β
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Dave Rothman on Frank Zappa
βPeople close to Zappa told me there was a good chance he could be diagnosed as manic-depressive if "they" ever got a chance to look at him. There was no way I could know if he'd have the patience to give me one minute or one hour. Expect anything, they said. Radical mood swing is the core of Zappaβs personality β and no doubt the core of his creativity as well. When I knocked on Frankβs door, he opened it with the slightest possible shred of acknowledgment. No handshake. I knew immediately where his mood swing was at the moment β several fathoms below sea level. That long black cloud was down and was there to stay for the duration of our first interview. His disdain for the βinterrogation,β as he called it, remained obvious. On our next encounter, the cloud disappeared and Zappa lightened up, rapping casually with fans who wandered in, and generally enjoying himself. Surprisingly, the results of both sessions were somehow consistent: Laced in with Zappaβs unrelenting cynicism, the hilarity was always there β regardless of what mood he was in. The only difference seemed to be whether or not he was laughing.β
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βPolitics is the entertainment division of the Military Industrial Complex.β
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About Frank Zappa
Frank Vincent Zappa (21 December 1940 β 4 December 1993) was an American musician, composer and satirist.