I had every intention of putting the leftover candy in the freezer, but my husband said, "Why? You'll just break a tooth or buy a chain saw." He thinks he's funny. I buy candy only once a year. I know how I am. If it is around, I will not rest until every piece is one. I did not eat the Halloween candy indiscriminately. I used it as rewards.

What It Means

This is a placeholder explanation generated by the low-overhead model. It interprets "I had every intention of putting the leftover candy in the freezer, but my husband said, "Why? You'll just break a tooth or buy a chain saw." He thinks he's funny. I buy candy only once a year. I know how I am. If it is around, I will not rest until every piece is one. I did not eat the Halloween candy indiscriminately. I used it as rewards." in the context of "Erma Bombeck, (15 January 2013), Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing from America's Favorite Humorist chapter: Leftover Halloween Candy (originally published on December 1, 1994), publisher: Open Road Media, ISBN: 9781453290095" to mean that wisdom is timeless.