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Having to be in passenger seat while moron is driving, I couldn't even stand this friend and asked him if he wouldn't mind if I jacked off while we drove between two cities. "Yeah man, sure, go ahead no big deal..." he agree, so I know there was nothing left in him.

— Bronze Age Pervert

What It Means

This is a placeholder explanation generated by the low-overhead model. It interprets "Having to be in passenger seat while moron is driving, I couldn't even stand this friend and asked him if he wouldn't mind if I jacked off while we drove between two cities. "Yeah man, sure, go ahead no big deal..." he agree, so I know there was nothing left in him." in the context of "" to mean that wisdom is timeless.

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About Bronze Age Pervert

Bronze Age Pervert, also known as BAP, is a pseudonymous, far-right Internet personality. He is known for being active on Twitter since 2013, writing the book Bronze Age Mindset (2018), and having hosted a podcast called Caribbean Rhythms since 2019.