Brian Clevinger Quotes (1978-)

“Japan, You're weird. We get it.http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040622”

“"Anyone got a few million they wanna invest?"http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050927”

“"Sorry, I can't hear you over all the fun you weren't having while I was at E3 having fun."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060516”

“"X-Men Legends 2, it would be so much easier to enjoy you if your characters would ever shut up."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050920”

“"My car has a new fortress. It will scoff at the hurricanes this year. Scoff like unto a scoffing machine."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060504”

“"Sorry about the delay. We were having unholy connection problems of the damned. But things seem to be working fine now."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051220”

“(discussing how long he has been playing a particular game)"I thought it's only been three days. Hard to tell without sunlight."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060520”

“"Typing up a detailed news post at this moment would not further the goals of my great society. Stay tuned for ideological update."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051015”

“"I'm so physically deficient that the act of sleep injures me. It's like I disprove evolution and intelligent design at once."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050915”

“"As you may have noticed, a hurricane didn't kill me yesterday. I will celebrate my continued life with some ice cream this afternoon."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051025”

“"If you travel, do it smart. I need as many of you alive to buy as many things as possible. It's a cycle, you see, shaped like a pyramid."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051224”

“"[...]is there a contest between developers to see who can make the most irresistable game for Brian? I'm trying to get some work done here!"http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050924”

“"This is the part where I tell you guys that my first car was a Corvette that I got for, like, half price or something and you all hate me forever."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051115”

“(after describing all the negligent drivers he encountered that day)"So let's hope I was a quantum magnet for all bad luck on Earth and the rest of you are able to stay safe tonight as a result."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051231”

“"[Sony's] sheer dedication to unbridled optimism for the PS3 is amazing. Really. If scientists could find a way to harness that energy, it'd be the next revolutionary industry to be shut down by Big Oil."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060701”

“"It occurs to me that I really need a picture of Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard driving Optimus Prime through space. I would follow either of them into the gates of hell without question or hesitation."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060622”

“"You'll pardon me for being quick, but at this very moment brownies are coming into their ultimate form. Well, penultimate form, really. Let's not dwell on what happens afterward, or I'll lose my appetite."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060318”

“"Today [July 4] is the day that we, as Americans, celebrate our Independence Day from the aliens who invaded our world, presumably for conquest of some kind. Or that's my understanding at least, as I cannot read."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060704”

“"Florida weather is like living with a schizophreniac. Its mood is a fractured thing; it believes in real and unreal circumstances equally; and you're never quite sure if it'll come through with its share of the rent."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060119”

“(referring to people in favor of commercializing the Internet)"I suppose their thinking is that since ideas can be dangerous, there should be limits on which ideas are expressed. Which is only the foundation of fascism. Thanks, government!"http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060425”

“"I love my PSP in theory. It confuses me that developers seem determined to destroy it. I believe its sheer sexiness terrifies them and, just maybe, causes them to doubt their own biologically oriented sexuality. To paraphrase a Bluth, "It's got a screen you could hump, Mikey."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060218”

“"Do you know what I need? A hammer built out of a starship. It just seems practical. Something like that would have dozens of uses around the home. All of them needlessly apocolyptic, probably, but when you've got a doom hammer, every problem is meaningless once the interstellar dust settles."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060729”

“(referring to a broken sign displayed at a fireworks stand)"It says FIRE ORKS. And the arrow on this particular sign points down a twisting dirt road that is quickly engulfed in a darkened forest. I really need to get around to vandalizing that sign. Maybe adding something like "This way lies doom" to the bottom."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051227”

“"LA is a hole where everything good goes to die. Every year I come here, it's like a contest to see how short I can cut the trip for the next year. Eventually I'm just going to run inside, take a picture, and fly home. The next year I'll just rent some time on a satellite and get pics from orbit. But everything is shiny."http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060511”

“"Also, I love my google ads. I have no idea if I make a dime off them, and in fact would pay to have them for what they add to the overall nuklearpower.com experience. Case in point: I just saw an ad for "Rodent Supplies." The obvious question now is, "How do I plug those damn google ad things into Photoshop so I can retire while the comic factory pumps out comedy gold three times a week?""http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060523”