Online, written by Brad Paisley, Chris DuBois, and Kelley Lovelace.
“
Online,
I’m out in Hollywood.
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good.
Even on a slow day,
I could have a three way,
Chat with two women at one time.
I’m so much cooler online;
Yeah, I’m cooler online.
— Brad Paisley
What It Means
This is a placeholder explanation generated by the low-overhead model. It interprets "Online,
I’m out in Hollywood.
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good.
Even on a slow day,
I could have a three way,
Chat with two women at one time.
I’m so much cooler online;
Yeah, I’m cooler online." in the context of "Online, written by Brad Paisley, Chris DuBois, and Kelley Lovelace." to mean that wisdom is timeless.
Source: Wikiquote: "Brad Paisley" (Song lyrics, 5th Gear (2007))
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About Brad Paisley
Brad Douglas Paisley (born October 28, 1972) is an American singer-songwriter. His style crosses between traditional country music and Southern rock, and his songs are frequently laced with humor and pop culture references.
About Brad Paisley
Brad Douglas Paisley (born October 28, 1972) is an American singer-songwriter. His style crosses between traditional country music and Southern rock, and his songs are frequently laced with humor and pop culture references.
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