Boris Johnson wins The Spectator’s President Erdogan Offensive Poetry competition, 18 May 2016. http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/boris-johnson-wins-the-spectators-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/
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There was a young fellow from Ankara Who was a terrific wankerer Till he sowed his wild oats With the help of a goat But he didn’t even stop to thankera.
— Boris Johnson on Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
What It Means
This is a placeholder explanation generated by the low-overhead model. It interprets "There was a young fellow from Ankara Who was a terrific wankerer Till he sowed his wild oats With the help of a goat But he didn’t even stop to thankera." in the context of "Boris Johnson wins The Spectator’s President Erdogan Offensive Poetry competition, 18 May 2016. http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/boris-johnson-wins-the-spectators-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/" to mean that wisdom is timeless.
Source: Wikiquote: "Recep Tayyip Erdoğan" (About, Dialogue with a farmer: Farmer(Mustafa Kemal Öncel): What's going to happen to the farmer! How dare you come here! (Upon Erdoğan's call) I coming, coming! Prime Minister of my state! Coming... (Upon the request to control the guards) I don't have anything. Be relax...
Erdoğan: Don't yell! Don't be rude!
Farmer: I didn't rude! Please don't insult me! (When one of the guards holds his arm) Aaahh! My arm is operated!
Erdoğan: Don't artistry.
Farmer: I'm not artistrying. I'm not artist.
Erdoğan: You're a good artist! Don't be rude!
Farmer: Do you know your Minister of Agriculture has break the law?
Erdoğan: (Lowered his voice) Ulan don't be rude!
Farmer: Ulan?
Erdoğan: Yep! Don't be rude!
Farmer: Ulan? No problem!
Erdoğan: Don't teach me the constitution! Do you realize what you're given to the farmer right now?
Farmer: What time?
Erdoğan: Now!
Farmer: After my crop died? We've hadding trouble for two years.
Farmer: (While being taken by cops) Don't call ulan to me! Shame! Who shoots? Who shoots? Why did you shoot to me? Look, I called "Mr. Prime Minister", he called "ulan" to me! He doesn't have the power to come face to face to me! (For the questions of journalists) My name is Mustafa Kemal Öncel! Follow me! Be the voice of the people!Youtube Tayyip Erdogan - Ciftci tartısması)
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About Boris Johnson
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (born 19 June 1964) is a British politician, journalist, and popular historian. He was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party from July 2019 until September 2022.
About Boris Johnson
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (born 19 June 1964) is a British politician, journalist, and popular historian. He was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party from July 2019 until September 2022.
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