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Billy Connolly Quotes (1942-)
Actor, Musician, Artist
About Billy Connolly
Sir William Connolly, CBE (born 24 November 1942) is a Scottish stand-up comedian, musician, presenter, actor, and artist. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname "The Big Yin" ("The Big One", a reference to his 6' height).
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“Aromatherapy bollox!”
“Don't vote, it just encourages them.”
“Politically correct is the language of cowardice.”
“'' The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.”
“Toblerones! It's impossible to eat a fucking Toblerone without hurting yourself!”
“The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.”
“The working classes, the ones they refer to in those political programmes as "the ordinary people"”
“'' The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.”
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Billy Connolly on Weather
“Those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat.”
About Billy Connolly
Sir William Connolly, CBE (born 24 November 1942) is a Scottish stand-up comedian, musician, presenter, actor, and artist. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname "The Big Yin" ("The Big One", a reference to his 6' height).