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Bill Bailey Quotes (1965-)
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About Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey (born Mark Bailey 13 January 1965) is a British musician and comedian.
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“Who photographs kebabs?”
“I am a confectionary-based existentialist.”
“Juxtaposition, you can't handle the juxtaposition!”
“I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.”
“I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. I actively seek it out.”
“This shed does not contain me.
(Game from DVD version of Bewilderness)”
“... have a banana!
(during the Cockney arrangement of the William Tell overture)”
“It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life..."”
“It's always been my long-held belief that eventually insects will take over the world.”
“Was he a Swiss nationalist, or a nutso with a crossbow? I don't know.
(about William Tell)”
“But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"”
“Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.
(Never Mind The Buzzcocks)”
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Bill Bailey on Vegetarianism
“I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.”
Bill Bailey on Simplicity
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About Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey (born Mark Bailey 13 January 1965) is a British musician and comedian.