Ambrose on Sauce
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“MAYONNAISE, n.: One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion.”
“SAUCE, n.: The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.”