Aaron McGruder on War on terror

“Huey squeals to the Feds’ terrorism hotline - Huey: Why do you keep hanging up on me? I’m telling you the truth! The CIA trained Osama Bin Laden in using terrorism against the soviets during the Reagan-Bush administration they gave the Afghanistan rebels countless amounts of covert funding! FBI: Don’t you have better things to be doing? Huey: Better than fighting terrorism? Heck no! We’re at war!!”

“Huey helps the FBI wage war on terrorism Huey: Wait, before you hang up. I have one more important tip! G.W. Bush gave the Taliban government $4.3 million this May! This May!! How much of that money will be spent on weaponry that will be used against U.S. soldiers? FBI: Wow – I didn’t know that … Huey: He lives at 1600 Pennsylvania – hey, are you writing this down? And I suggest bringing really tight handcuffs.”

“Editor’s Note Despite the tremendous reader response to “The Adventures of Flagee and Ribbon,” we have decided to bring back “The Boondocks” on a probationary basis. However, should material be deemed inappropriate, we are prepared to bring back “Flagee and Ribbon” at a moment’s notice. United We Stand. Huey: Mr. Petto, how come nobody is talking about the ways that Bush’s big-oil compadres will benefit from this “war on terrorism”? Ribbon: Hey, flagee, can we sing “the star-spangled banner” again? Flagee: Of course, Ribbon. It’s our national anthem!”