Spike Milligan Quotes

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About Spike Milligan

Terence Alan Milligan, KBE (16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002), known as Spike Milligan, was an Irish writer, artist, musician, humanitarian, comedian and poet. He played the piano, trumpet, saxophone, and guitar. While producing a prodigous number of books, he remains most famous as the creator, principal writer and performing member of The Goon Show.

Born: April 16th, 1918

Died: February 27th, 2002

Categories: Irish comedians, Irish musicians, Irish poets, 2000s deaths

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite.
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Spike Milligan with Jeremy Taylor Live at Cambridge University. Recorded at Cambridge University on December 2, 1973, this was previously released as a double LP, and later re-issued as a 2 CD set. Milligan used variations on the Shakespear line throughout his later life.
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God made night But Man made darkness.
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
On the Ning Nang Nong When the cows go bong!
Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs?
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.

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