The First Wives Club Quotes

“Fill 'em up!”

“Don't shame me in the synagogue.”

“Wake up, Morty! Time to smell the audit!”

“What's the matter, Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress?”

“Chris: Guess what, dad? I'm a lesbian. A big one.”

“You know, I wonder how drunk Cynthia was when she decided to do a jack knife off of Park Avenue.”

“No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!”

“Gunilla: (sees Shelley and Morty entering her building) Social climbers on the rise.”

“Wikipedia: The First Wives Club”

“Dr. Morris Packman: If I give you one more face lift, you're going to be able to blink your lips!”

“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): The First Wives Club”

“You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I've got all of them!”

“(upon seeing a slinky dress) Now, I ask you, Duarto, who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm leading a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!”