The Death of Stalin Quotes

“Veep”

“The Thick of It”

“Out of my way, you fannies!”

“It smells like a Baku piss house in here.”

“Time for a cowboy movie. Who's in my posse?”

“What took you so long, you fucking walk here?”

“I've had nightmares that made more sense than this.”

“Who's going to carry the can for this farago of shit?”

“I hate being sober. It's a terrible, terrible mood to be in.”

“Michael Palin - Vyacheslav Molotov, Minister of Foreign Affairs”

“I'm the peacemaker and I’ll fuck over anyone who gets in my way.”

“Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?”

“[To Molotov, out of earshot] Goodbye, old friend. Goodbye forever.”

“I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. You girls enjoy yourselves.”

“[sobbing over Stalin's body] He's on the floor! He's on the fucking floor!”

“A modern soldier's greatest fear? It's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing!”

“I thank the Union for bringing me so many devoted wives who fuck like sewing machines.”

“[to Khruschev, jogging through the woods] How can you run and plot at the same time?”

“[seeing the Orthodox bishops at Stalin's funeral] I thought we'd banned those freaks.”

“The Death of Stalin”