The Brothers McMullen Quotes
1995 films, 1990s American films, Comedy films, Cult films, Drama films, Romance films, Sundance Film Festival award winners, Films about brothers
Top Quotes
“Shari Albert - Susan”
“Elizabeth McKay - Ann”
“Peter Johansen - Marty”
“Catharine Bolz - Mrs. McMullen”
“Repression is not such a bad thing.”
“I don't need any new ideas. I'm confused enough already.”
“I like being a pessimist. It helps me deal with my inevitable failure.”
“Jack McMullen: I am a progressively modern, politically correct housewife.”
“Maxine Bahns - Audrey”
“What am I going to do with my life? You know I didn't think college was actually going to end.”
“Jennifer Jostyn - Leslie”
“Jack Mulcahy - Jack McMullen”
“Mike McGlone - Patrick McMullen”
“Connie Britton - Molly McMullen”
“Edward Burns - Barry/Finbar McMullen”
“Wikipedia: The Brothers McMullen”
“Rotten Tomatoes: The Brothers McMUllen”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): The Brothers McMullen”
“Jack is trying to save his marriage, Patrick is in a hopeless relationship, but their biggest problem is Barry's brotherly advice.”
“[holds up a banana] Man is like a banana. Strong and firm, bright and phallic, and he's protected by his all-important shield. But, when a woman comes along, you know, she sees this bright phallic beast and she wants it. So, she starts peeling away your all-important shield. [peels the banana] First, she wants to see your romantic side, then she wants to see your passionate side, finally she wants to see your soft, caring, feminine side. She keeps peeling and peeling until your left there buck naked, totally exposed with your balls blowing in the wind. And that's when she gets her knife, and she cuts away your manhood piece by piece until she's having your cock in her corn flakes.”