Tank Girl (film) Quotes

“[To Kesslee] Did I hurt you yet?”

“[To Tank Girl] Look, if you want to play, I'll play. and I'll win.”

“Tank Girl (film)”

“[Jabs Kesslee with body fluids sucking bottler] Try this close to your heart asshole.”

“[To Kesslee over his description of the solitary confinement pipe] Sounds wicked, can I go first?”

“[To Jet Girl] How come you always cover your mouth when you smile. You got bad teeth or smothin''.”

“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Tank Girl”

“You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid... You just gotta go, "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?"”

“[To Kesslee when asked of joining Water and Power] Yeah, that sounds groovy, do I get to wear a cute outfit like yours?”

“[To Tank Girl] The pipe. You're going to really love this one. It goes down 40 metres. Gets smaller and smaller the deeper you go.”

“[In a strait jacket, to Kesslee] It's really hard for me... to play with myself in this thing.”

“[To Kesslee] Not if it's Monopoly, 'cause I really kick ass at that game. But... I get to be the shoe.”

“[As Muhammed Ali] Oh, I'm so pretty. I'm-a gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!”

“NOW! EVERYBODY drop your guns... or I scrape off all her make-up. [She moves in on the Madam's face with a razor, then pulls back in disgust] This might take me a really long time.”

“[Sitting on the barrel of her tank gun, Tank Girl pulls alongside the arms truck drivers] Feelin'' a little inadequate?”

“Come on. What do you say we bolt. [Gets grabbed, dragged by a guard and manhandled by a guard at gunpoint] I'm really starting to like it here. People are nice, food's great, and Ị love my job.”

“[To Kesslee] Look, ịḟ you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please.”

“[Hauling a bucket of sand up a shaft, to guard] Hey, what time is it, I don't wanna miss Baywatch. [Gaurd then dumps bucket of sand on her head]”

“[To Sam working on a wood sculpture] I thought you was workin' oṇ my Doris Dạy bust. I didn't trade you my Doris Dạy picture just for... whatever this is.”

“[Mocking Kesslee while she is dressed as Dorothy Gale in an imagination cartoon clip] I'm melting, I'm melting.”