Spy Hard Quotes

“Dick, this is crazy.”

“Dick, come on. We have to go! NOW!!”

“Get out of here. This is a front for Rancor.”

“This is a picture of my father. If we get separated, find him. Save him.”

“[giving orders to kill a mime] And when you shoot him, use the silencer.”

“Wikipedia: Spy Hard”

“That Steele's gonna be sorry his mama ever met his papa. We gonna heat up the fire! Boys!!”

“[To the armless Rancor] I'd shake your hand, but I don't remember where it landed.”

“Rotten Tomatoes: Spy Hard”

“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Spy Hard”

“Here's to your remarkable powers of observation, Mr. Steele. I am agent 3.14. Veronique Ukrinsky. My father is the professor.”

“Let me guess: You are Dick Steele. Agent WD-40 and with the Secret Service. You are 52. You like big screen TVs and you wish to stop General Rancor.”

“I'm Bud Fudlacker. I have a small mail order business. I travel with the American Gladiators. I'm 55. I like small appliances, and I do tax accounting on the side.”

“Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy. I'll tell you what crazy is: Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, saying: "I'm a hamster. I'm a hamster." That's crazy.”

“She makes a pretty hood ornament, don't you think? Yes, it is I, good old General Rancor. I'm back, big as life and twice as ugly! You did everything except eat me, and I'm still alive. All Steele did was blow off a couple of arms. That's no biggie, no big thing. Now there are plenty of arms!! Big arms!! Pretty aaaarrrms!! I got arms up the wazoo! Now let me show you something. Your pretty little agent is now part of the nose cone on top of my missile. This missile will be launched in 36 hours and nothing will stop me!! Only thing is, I'm missing one little chip that controls my satellite, and dag-gone, I want it back! Now you hand me my chip, and I'll give you back your agent. Dick Steele couldn't stop me 15 years ago, and all the Dicks you've got won't stop me now!!”