So I Married an Axe Murderer Quotes
Comedy horror films, Cult films, 1993 films, Serial killer films, Films about authors, Films set in San Francisco
Top Quotes
“May, shut it!”
“Let's get pissed!”
“Head! Pants! Now!”
“The honeymoon was killer”
“I think I'm dating Ms. X...”
“I care for Apple Jacks a great deal.”
“I like the night life. I like to boogey.”
“I believe most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
“Come Nadia, let us dance like children of the night.”
“Give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.”
“May, turn off the Bay City Rollers! The soccer game is about to begin!”
“No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.”
“We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. 'S all right, he's just pissed.”
“Look at the size of that boy's head. I’m not kidding. It's like an orange on a toothpick.”
“Ooh, that was off-sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow!”
“Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels”
“Brenda Fricker - May Mackenzie”
“Mike Myers - Charlie/Stuart Mackenzie”
“Anthony LaPaglia - Tony Giardino”
“Heid! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about!”