Shrek the Halls Quotes
2007 animated films, Shrek, Animated Christmas TV specials
Top Quotes
“Oh, Puss, not you too.”
“Merry Christmas, Shrek!”
“Stop, drop, and roll, Shrek!”
“The tree goes inside the house?”
“Santa?! AAAAAAHH!!! [slams the door]”
“[turns to Gingy] Excuse you for what?”
“They're our friends, Shrek. They all mean well.”
“Smelly Christmas to all, and to all a gross night!”
“3 Little Pigs: Ja, with schnitzel.”
“I have shamed myself. [jumps off the chair]”
“How are you gonna have Christmas without your family?”
“Pinocchio: C'mon, everybody, let's DANCE!”
“Boss, there's no right way to do Christmas, you just do it.”
“Big Bad Wolf: Apology accepted. Let's go eat.”
“Alright, everybody, if you leave now, you can beat the holiday traffic!”
“I have to make a Christmas, and I have no idea what it is or how to do it.”
“Okay, I will assume the position. [gets himself tortured by the ogre babies]”
“...until they got home, when they looked at the car door handle and they found...A HOOK!”
“Aw, phooey with all your sunshine and lollipops! Where I come from, Christmas is a nightmare!”
“In my homeland, we tell a very different tale of the Santa Nicholas. He's not made of waffles.”