Short Circuit (1986 film) Quotes
1986 films, 1980s American films, Comedy science fiction films, Robot films, Films directed by John Badham, Films set in Oregon, Films about artificial intelligence
Top Quotes
“John Garber - Otis”
“Number 5... is alive!”
“Malfunction! Need input!”
“Penny Santon - Mrs. Cepeda”
“Life is not a malfunction.”
“Attractive. Nice software!”
“Vernon Weddle - General Washburne”
“[repeated line] Newton Crosby, Ph.D.!”
“Something wonderful has happened...No. 5 is alive.”
“Jerk of the world, turkey, idiot, pain in the ass!”
“[repeated line] Input! [sometimes] More!”
“Colt 45, semi-automatic. [crushes gun] Clay dough.”
“Eat my dust, Newton Crosby. Let us break wind! [retreats]”
“Hey, Laser Lips! your mama was a Snow Blower! [blows a raspberry]”
“Originally I had non-military purposes in mind. I designed it as a marital aid.”
“Squash, dead. Disassemble, dead. Disassemble...! [panics] DEAD!! No disassemble!”
“Brian McNamara - Frank”
“[sees Number 5 in her truck at night] Oh, my God! I knew they'd pick me. I just knew it!”
“Tim Blaney - Number 5 (voice)”