Never Give a Sucker an Even Break Quotes
1941 films, 1940s American films, Comedy films
Top Quotes
“There's no sense arguing with a woman.”
“W.C. Fields - The Great Man, W.C. Fields/Uncle Bill”
“Lucky we didn't have an accident...We'd never have made it.”
“I feel as though somebody stepped on my tongue with muddy feet.”
“Gloria Jean: My Uncle Bill...But I still love him.”
“I don't know why I ever come in here - The flies get the best of everything.”
“[offering a cure for insomnia] Get plenty of sleep. That's what the doctor told me.”
“[after a waitress pours water in his lap] No extra charge for the cold shower I hope.”
“Peter Carson: If that girl is as beautiful as you say, I'll scale the wall tomorrow.”
“Leon Errol - His Rival, Leon Errol”
“[about a large Turkish passenger] Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?”
“Gloria Jean - His Niece, Gloria Jean”
“Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemoglobin”
“Ouliotta Delight Hemoglobin: [after kissing Peter Carson] You must be a professional.”
“Susan Miller - Ouliotta Delight Hemoglobin”
“[after falling from a plane, and landing on a mattress] Why didn't I think of that parachute? What a bump!”
“Charles Lang - Peter Carson, the Young Engineer”
“Mona Barrie - The Producer's Wife, Mrs. Pangborn”
“Franklin Pangborn - The Producer, Mr. Pangborn”
“Wikipedia: Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”