Murder by Death Quotes
1976 films, Spoof films, Screenplays by Neil Simon
Top Quotes
“You feed cat…dog food?”
“James Cromwell — Marcel”
“Voice come from cow on wall!”
“Richard Narita — Willie Wang”
“Truman Capote — Lionel Twain”
“Room filled with empty people.”
“I am not a Frenchie, I'm a Belgie!”
“Where was ya, Wang? We was worried.”
“You look taller to me. Why is that?”
“Maggie Smith — Mrs. Dora Charleston”
“Peter Sellers — Inspector Sidney Wang”
“Answer simple, but question, very hard.”
“Son will get bags. That is why I adopted him.”
“Alec Guinness — Jamesir Bensonmum (the butler)”
“You are cordially invited to dinner…and a murder!”
“Went back to theory seldom used today: "Butler Did It."”
“That can only mean one thing—and I don't know what it is!”
“Big house like man married to fat woman…hard to get around.”
“Mr. Twain would come to France every season…to hunt poodles.”
“Forgive me, but I was talking about patricide, not uncle-cide.”