Miss Congeniality Quotes
2000 American films, Comedy films, Thriller films, Films directed by Donald Petrie
Top Quotes
“There are no words.”
“Hey! I'm GLIDING here!”
“Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart”
“William Shatner - Stan Fields”
“Michael Caine - Victor Melling”
“Eyebrows. There should be TWO.”
“Never Mess With An Agent In A Dress.”
“Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.”
“Unpolished. Unkempt. Unleashed. Undercover.”
“She's Got A Killer To Catch... Right After The Swimsuit Competition.”
“Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'”
“Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews”
“Candice Bergen - Cathy Morningside”
“I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!”
“I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.”
“Ernie Hudson - FBI Asst. Director Harry McDonald”
“Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier, Miss Rhode Island”
“[to Gracie] If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced.”